Sphere vs. Pointy Stick

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An important debate within the history of TermiSoc, one which took several years of testing, analysis, murder, corruption and greed before a decision was concluded upon (actually, it was maybe just a few hours down the pub - though the processes are true :P).

The question: Which is pointier? A sphere or a Pointy Stick?

The answer: A pointy stick is pointier.